This week on DPR: We go undercover into the dark and hairy underground world of Halfling bacon smugglers. High demand for second breakfast and an unstable pork supply drive this lucrative black market trade. For the first time, hear exclusive interviews with ring leader O’ham I bin Larding, halfling mouthpiece Porklene Hamson, and disgraced butcher and noted crocheter Irma Baconovitch.