BOOK II CHAPTER V – FALLING FROM A GREAT GESUNDHEIT
What makes a move worthy of becoming a signature? DPR canvasses three experts to get to the bottom of this once and for all. Sully Qeem (Social Drinking Influencer), Peerson Scumbidge (Back Alley Knife Handler), and Ms Badger McFace (actual badger), answer these age old questions: What’s the perfect style to substance ratio? How much […]
BOOK II CHAPTER IV – JUNGLE BEX AND THE SNATCH MOBILE
DPR will be broadcasting an hour of silence this week in memory of a fallen colleague. Jerry Softnoggin, our intrepid reporter from the FaceMeat tribe was our man on the ground for all your favorite jungle stories. Listen to some of his most popular episodes like: Berry in Season, and 10 Ways to Cook a […]
BOOK II CHAPTER III – TROUBLES WITH LYCANTHROPY
Soft of step, this cunning beast is perfectly adapted to its jungle habitat. It speeds through the undergrowth, eyes forward, unerringly dashing amongst the great boles of the ancient trees. DPR brings you a close up of this mysterious, rarely seen beast. The elusive jungle donkey.
BOOK II CHAPTER II – A LEOPARD NEVER CHANGES ITS JORTS
Possible future forecasts indicate meteor showers with a high chance of firestorm. The likelyhood of burnt grasslands and temperate forests means less grazing land for vital food stocks. This weather update was brought to you by Shlock Shlammer’s Hay and Feed stockists – we’ll get you through droughts, floods, and the apocalypse.