BOOK II CHAPTER IV – JUNGLE BEX AND THE SNATCH MOBILE
DPR will be broadcasting an hour of silence this week in memory of a fallen colleague. Jerry Softnoggin, our intrepid reporter from the FaceMeat tribe was our man on the ground for all your favorite jungle stories. Listen to some of his most popular episodes like: Berry in Season, and 10 Ways to Cook a […]
BOOK II CHAPTER III – TROUBLES WITH LYCANTHROPY
Soft of step, this cunning beast is perfectly adapted to its jungle habitat. It speeds through the undergrowth, eyes forward, unerringly dashing amongst the great boles of the ancient trees. DPR brings you a close up of this mysterious, rarely seen beast. The elusive jungle donkey.
BOOK II CHAPTER II – A LEOPARD NEVER CHANGES ITS JORTS
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BOOK II CHAPTER I – WHAT’S YOUR APOCALYPSE PLAN?
This prequel of sorts is a romp through the magical world that made the original series so celebrated, but without the favourite characters we all knew and loved. Despite a slimy performance by Jimmy Pepp as the titular villain, the story chugs along like an overloaded, square wheeled mule cart. 3 out of 5 well greased […]