According to known fusspot and bleeding heel, Alan Bloodspatter, the world is on fire.But surely the world has always been on fire, and if not on fire, then at least a smouldering wreck. As renowned bloodhound, Fido Mammal said in 1996: the roof is on fire. Proof that some places were previously on fire. Also it's raining. Now pass me my briefcase marked "coal money" and I will be on my way.Dice Paper Role - A Dungeons and Dragons Comedy Podcast