DPR Book II Chapter 9 – Apocalypse Training, Stages 5 through 7

It’s election season, and DPR is on the campaign trail, gathering gusting sound bites from the hustings for your displeasure. This week we interview Faerun First senator Lazy Banning about his controversial anti-goose migration policy. An official spokesperson for the senator said “ohhhh nernernernernerner” and punched this reporter in the face.