ATTACK ON GREYMEAD!
The release of noxious gas from a nefarious canister has turned 3 dock workers, 2 couriers, and a Pomeranian into murderous spiked devils.
Investigators discovered the canister near Belfinky dock with a name tag still attached.
It read: Property of Bruce T Milkman.
When asked if Mr. Milkman had been arrested, Chief Inspector Ronald Binskin said
“We asked Bruce, but he said he didn’t do it.”
The investigation is ongoing…