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EPISODE 25. SNATCH’S NEW PANTS

Christ on a bike we have a good show for you. We here at DPR have been twerking wirelessly bringing you what you want. We’ve been at the annual Tumpty bake off for their sequicentenial celebrations, we’ve been to the Crosswinds delta looking into arcane perch poisoning, we’ve been to the Yumangi Gorgon Dome for […]

EPISODE 24. A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH

This week DPR are broadcasting from the Depths of Despair at their third annual charity sack race. Will Glont The Mighty Immolator be able to defend his hard-won title? Or will one of his host of challengers hop themselves to glory in the name of some very sick kids? Pristynn The Destroyer of Worlds, Animals, […]

EPISODE 23. DEUS REX MACHINA

Tradition dictates much of our lives. The milestones we choose to celebrate, the aspirations we work towards, the very structure of our lives is shaped by tradition. But who decided? Why did they know better? And when has a tradition passed its use by date? We asked three old white men and thankfully they have […]

EPISODE 22. BETWEEN A ROCK AND A BARD’S FACE

Romfong Blimplenibbs speaks… After 31 long years of wrongful imprisonment within the feared cells of LorgGol, this week Ms. Blimplenibbs was at last released. Romfong tells her brutal story in full for the first time, in this uncensored DPR exclusive. Also, there are loads of cats about at this time of year, what’s the go […]

EPISODE 21. A FAMILIAR FACE

DPR brings you an exclusive preview of the long awaited 13th studio album of legendary experimental rockers Primus. ‘Sluice out the Turd’ is the album that barely got made, mainly due to the band’s crippling Pokémon Go addiction. Luckily for us, they didn’t understand micro transactions so they’ve had to down their devices and pick […]

EPISODE 20. THE OL’ AMBUSH REACH AROUND

What’s the value of a true friend? This week on DPR we find out by selling our good mate Eamonn’s organs for bitcoin. Also Shanzelar Bansbury deprives herself of sleep for your entertainment, and for the first time on the airwaves we bring you a selection of cured meats.

EPISODE 19. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK OUT OF A GOBLIN WARCAMP

This week we bring you tales from the guards of R.H.E.E.M. Sgt. Brownlips and Constable Crumberstool are back and sweatier than ever as they go undercover with the Flushpumper gang, attempting to take down the notorious Biscuits Laxman and his daughter Phil. We also hear from Captain Joe Scrampockets as she ruthlessly examines cosmetics mega-corp […]

EPISODE 18. A HARD BEXIT

A New Year, a new you! Are you sick and tired of waking up doing the same old job being the same old boring Andrew? You’re not alone, everyone hates being Andrew. DPR brings you an exclusive report on the life swapping trade. We meet Bimbers Rombastacorn (not their real name) who deals in lives […]

EPISODE 17. SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Merry Hogsbreakfast from DPR! This week we bring in the holiday season by reporting directly from the sidelines of the traditional Shadefall Cockatrice races – which festive Coc will you back this year? Big Red? The Purple Thunder? Jowly Jefferson? – We give you detailed sideline analysis and all the up to date odds from […]

EPISODE 16. THE PHOENIX

Caught between a roc and a hard place? Lost your arms in battle? Never thought you’d live long enough to need a pension but now all you can afford is the occasional quince? Call us at Wombidge, Wombidge, Bilson, and Borge and we’ll be sure to find you someone to sue, or a free puppy […]

EPISODE 15. ORIKI’S SORE THROAT

A lonely coin in a beggar’s cup, two infants in winter without any shoes, three lifetimes of indentured servitude…This is what the “Twelve Days of Christmas” may have been like had it been written by Charles Dickens. Of course it wasn’t, and this week on DPR we ask the question: Why?

EPISODE 14. DEVALA’S BEHEST

This week on Dedicated to Profit Radio: an exclusive interview with Pisson Erbak Bobblebottom – the Gnome bard you might know from such hits as “My Faithful Shitland Pony”, “Stew”, and “Coconuts Have So Many Uses”. We hear his take on the current state of music and his tips for giving the perfect massage.

EPISODE 13. AN ODOUR TO WALT

Hey. Hey, you. Yeah you. Stand yourself up. Go on, get yourself up….good. When’s the last time you looked in the mirror? I mean had a really good proper look, objectively? Whaddya see? Whaddya see there? Imagine you were meeting yourself for the first time… What do you look like? That’s right… a real piece […]

EPISODE 12. OF WEREWOLVES & WOBBLE BOARDS

This week on DPR we explore the broader causality of it all. What made it? Who made it? and Why is milk so cheap? Stick around for the third hour as we dive into the ethics of Bluumber Ponching the Snude, the latest craze amongst the kiddy crab men of Cwumbottuck.

EPISODE 11. A HARD GLAIVE’S KNIGHT

This week on DPR: We go undercover into the dark and hairy underground world of Halfling bacon smugglers. High demand for second breakfast and an unstable pork supply drive this lucrative black market trade. For the first time, hear exclusive interviews with ring leader O’ham I bin Larding, halfling mouthpiece Porklene Hamson, and disgraced butcher […]

EPISODE 10. THE LADY OF GREYMEAD

We welcome DPR’s newest host, Bonston Quimensack, as he gets sensual with a brand new program. This week he’s chatting to trout farmer and massive racist Pewpers Gondersnoot about her life and surname – which it turns out means ‘biscuit’ in her native tongue. Cuddle up and get warm under the Quilt with Quimensack.

EPISODE 9. A FRIEND IN GREYMEAD IS A FRIEND INDEED

Sandals vs Thongs. The ultimate casual footwear showdown. It really comes down to whether you are comfortable with that bit that sits between your toes. Listen in to hear our expert panel nail down the facts with Cobbler and renowned foot fetishist Jim “ToeJam” McCarthy, owner of “The Athlete’s Foot” Toeny Archiball, and my mate […]

EPISODE 8. IF THE GLAIVE FITS

Crack out the tissues Peristerophiles, this week DPR goes bird watching! It’s all things avian as we broadcast from the 405th annual ‘Bompy Bird and Pickle Festival’. Hosted once again by our very own esteemed feather fanciers: Bill “The Bird” Bubbage and Tanya “3 Piece Feed” Fernandez. Bless.

EPISODE 7. BOOYAGH

To prick the sausage or not to prick the sausage? Is there an issue more divisive? This week DPR chats with butcher and big time meat bag Pierce Snagman from the No campaign, who claims that sausage juice cures cancer, although he does admit he may be a wee bit biased!

EPISODE 6. “LESS TALK, MORE CHARGE!”

This week DPR comes to you live from multi-millionaire lich, Bo Bofner’s mansion, for the annual Pinup Ghoul of the year awards! The pageant will once again be judged by the controversial Xanathar, who last year spectacularly awarded the top prize to Gorsnatch, the undead troll considered by most experts to be the ugliest creature […]

EPISODE 5. A PACK A DAY

DPR Unplugged brings you an acoustic set from the one and only Snatch Perimeter. Reunited after 133 bitter years with the surviving members of The Electric Justice, they play stripped back renditions of all their classics. Hear “Scunder’s Pleasure” or the boogie-woogie anthem of the forties “Sporty Haughty Naughty Noughts”, like you’ve never heard them […]

EPISODE 4. INTO THE FOREST

Spring has sprung! The birds are singing, the people are sneezing, and it’s time to get your thumbs ready as this week DPR brings you an HOUR LONG DOMESTIC SPECIAL! We’ve got dishcloths, we’ve got brushes, we’ve got a guy named Kylie, it’s going to be one heck of a show.

EPISODE 3. FROM THE ASHES OF LINBOROUGH

Twins. Is there always an evil one? What if they were evil to begin with? Is there always a good twin? We meet Adorf and Borf, twins who claim that neither of them is evil, the dwarf’s throat had already been slit well before they’d arrived and they were simply collecting his possessions to return […]

EPISODE 2. AN EARLY CHECK OUT

This week DPR meet with Linborough’s volunteer fire brigade as they enjoy a well earned holiday BBQ in celebration of two years without serious incident in the lovely little town of Linborough. We also speak to Stamen Bulbson who tells an amusing story about an award winning cabbage. Delightful.

EPISODE 1. “WELCOME! HELLO, MY PEOPLE.”

Welcome to DPR, the best Dedicated to Profit Radio station in all the realm. We come to you from Linborough, a peaceful town nestled on the edge of the Hastewood, west of Greymead.  We meet local entrepreneur and well-known fire salesman Blaise Scortchman, who had his fire cart stolen and then used for nefarious purposes. […]