DPR BOOK II CHAPTER XV – HELM MAKE ME BETTER!

This week at DPR, we thank our sponsors:

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DPR LIVE XI – THE BEST BOYS’ BOGUS JOURNEY

Get a taste of our Melbourne International Comedy Festival live shows with:
Dice Paper Role – At the Movies

Our second live performance in the festival, Dungeon Mastered with unrivaled skill by master DM Ben Clements.

Hear A’Lan, Thandor and Ramekin weave their way through an improvised comedy interpretation of a plethora of Hollywood genres, tropes and gimmicks in a Dungeons and Dragons setting.

BOOK II CHAPTER XIV – THE FLIGHT OF THE RUSTY PRAWN

On Coordinates, Coordinates, Coordinates this week we find a home for Mr & Mrs Crumbberbatch and their 18 children.
Will they choose the stank of the river district, the grime of the Smith’s Quarter, or the incessant proselytizing of Temple Row?
Riveting stuff.

BOOK II CHAPTER XIII – DINNER AND A SHOWDOWN

This season of Bronze Cook brings you the freshest cooking challenges with a new and brutal spice.
Listen as Cook Aranaz the Wise puts together a stew of foresight that will tingle your taste buds so savagely you can see through time.

The secret ingredient? – Extremely potent spider venom

We make this 80 year old man dig around in the ground among a horde of spider nests, risking his life for this vital component.

He will cry, he will beg, he will remember he signed a waver.

DPR LIVE X – WOLF OF BOAR STREET

Continue on our Adelaide Fringe live show journey with A Bedtime Story with DPR
Dungeon Mastered with panache, aplomb and unrivaled skill by none other than Jack Kirby Crosby.

Hear the Tight 5 weave their way through an improvised comedy retelling of Three Little Pigs in a Dungeons and Dragons setting, with a slightly different perspective.

DPR BOOK II CHAPTER XII – THE LION SNACKS TONIGHT

I’m 9 out of 10 Displacer Beasts A.M.A.
The Live Show Tonight
FEAT: Jump’n Jenk’nz – Illusionist and barn salesgnome, Garbom Grufflesnacks – Wererights Activist and teapot inspector, & Todd from accounting.

DPR BOOK II CHAPTER XI – FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE DEEP FRYER

We at DPR like to keep things clean. As a family friendly broadcaster we like to keep our airwaves fresh, wholesome and available for the whole family.

Which is why we are proud to be sponsored this week by the incredible Gnappy Hair Nappy. Made from the finest Gnoll hair, these nappies are soft and absorbent. All Gnappy’s Gnoll hair is sourced from free range dungeon Gnolls, harvested fresh by adventurers you know and love.

Gnappy – Nothing holds a turd like a clump of Gnoll Hair.

DPR BOOK II CHAPTER X – BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Beyond the Razor Plains of Tiarn, through the Bog of Endless Suffering, past the Forest of Despair, under the Lake of Burning, deep in the Cave of Crushing Boulders lies a merchant of endless wonders named Carl.
This week only Carl is offering a crazy 10% off all magic item purchases, just use the code word DPR to receive this absolutely bonkers discount!

DPR BOOK II CHAPTER IX – APOCALYPSE TRAINING, STAGES 5 THROUGH 7

It’s election season, and DPR is on the campaign trail, gathering gusting sound bites from the hustings for your displeasure.
This week we interview Faerun First senator Lazy Banning about his controversial anti-goose migration policy. An official spokesperson for the senator said “ohhhh nernernernernerner” and punched this reporter in the face.

DPR LIVE IX – SPY VS SPY

Get a taste of our Melbourne International Comedy Festival live shows with:
Dice Paper Role – At the Movies

Our first live performance in the festival, Dungeon Mastered with panache, aplomb and unrivaled skill by none other than Dan Last.

Hear the Tight 5 weave their way through an improvised comedy interpretation of a spy movie in a Dungeons and Dragons setting.

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